I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
