last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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