Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
This house was built for laser tag.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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