The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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