hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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