actually, I'm a sock model
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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