Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm passing your future prison.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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