They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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