either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
