I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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