I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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