It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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