Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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