I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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