Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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