Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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