you're like a bully in the Christmas story
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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