so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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