You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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