the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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