Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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