People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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