Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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