no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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