That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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