You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
