I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
did you just send me my own nude
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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