I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
