Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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