i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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