North Korea, Best Korea!
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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