i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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