I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Less talking, more tequila
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Randomize
