we have officially lost it.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
so much tequila, so little girl.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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