the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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