So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm at about main and main street
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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