How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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