My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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