How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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