Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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