is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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