'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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