we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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