Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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