bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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