I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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