i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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