Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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