Cold hands, warm shart.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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