Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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