Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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