How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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