I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
