the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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