I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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