did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Your tits are I can't wait for
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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