i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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