We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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