We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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